simple kill story...duster vs civic

Posting on the internet that you beat a Civic with a V8 Duster is like posting on the internet that beat 6 year old, in a fist fight, when you were 35 years old.
there are lots of civics that can beat lots of V8s.
Also, if a chihuahua attacks a rottweiler, is the rottie supposed to let the chihuahua win?