List The Mopars You Missed Out On...

Mr. Jarlaxle,,,,,,

My girlfriend hated the big back window, and said that the 1966 Barracuda was
too old and 'Farty Looking'.

De-Swamping the 1970 Dart 'Swinger 340'

My girlfriend drove it into a Swamp, about 75 Feet in. She split a bunch of those
skinny {1" in Diameter"} Swamp Tree's and side-swiped a bunch of them, which
scratched up the paint along each side of the entire body.

Ripped apart the Torque-Flite Transmission Fluid Pan, and bent the Driveshaft.

Bent the Front Bumper, and all of the front trim components.

And more................

The Dart was stuck in about a foot of mud and murky slop.

What was involved in extraction and repair?
How the hell did she manage THAT?
Did you ever let her drive it again? :)
Why, exactly, didn't you dump her on the spot? :D
*runs*