"That was my favorite year Nova"?

The BEST tool I can remember coming across was some guy comes into the parts store, YEARS ago, back in the 80's with a nice 62? 'Vette, wants some of the big dia. defroster / vent hose under the hood.

So I go out with a tape to help measure stuff up, and naturally a crowd happens. And of course, hidden in the crowd, is the "tool."

So the tool says, "zat a 327?


"yes."

"Yup," the tool, "ya can always tell one 'o these 'Vette motors, bekuz they're just a little SHORTER than a regular Chivvy."

The silence.............was............long..........and...........deafening.