Does anyone have an idiot neighbour?

I AM the idiot neighbor, at least in my neighbor's eyes I'm sure. All the hair brained schemes and **** I pull they GOTTA think I'm crazy. My mom and dad, on the other hand, haen't talke to their neighbor in, ohhhhhh, 25 years. I won't go into everything that has happened but here's the latest: My mom and dad's neighborhood was built on an old farm and they live on the pond with a huge field with woods across the street. About 2 months ago the neighbor called the Sheriff on my dad because he had his dog across the street, in the field ( 1 1/2 year old chocolate Lab), without a leash. The neighbor has a tenant so my dad called the IRS to investigate his income, HA!