Does anyone have an idiot neighbour?

Sounds like my neighbors were. I am fairly understanding most of the time but they would be loud till 3-4 in the morning almost every Friday night, their kids (18-20) would have friends over and sleep out side near a bomb fire they would get going all drunk of their asses. My wife finally lost it and gave me her blessing to handle things.

They would always go to church on Sunday morning so I brought my dump truck home one weekend and after a night of them drinking I went out about 7 in the morning and laid on the air horn over and over till I seen them come out to the porch, did the same on Sunday morning only it was about 5am. They stumbled out side to see me glaring at them. Haven't had an issue since. They don't even wave at me anymore.

Either that episode taught them or this one...I had my windows open in my garage one evening as it was pretty warm out and when I was done tinkering i forgot to shut the windows, now mind you my garage is inside my fenced in back yard so it's pretty safe anyways but the next morning I saw the window's open and went to shut them... well their cat got in my garage and was in the rafters, I must have startled it when I came in because it tried running. When it did it knocked a 2x4 I had on the rafters down and it landed on the roof of my monte carlo ss I had just painted putting about a football sized dent right at the roof line/front window, well I tell ya I lost it, grabbed the cat by the neck and wanted to choke it, I didnt but did promptly marched my *** to their front door still holding this hissing cat from behind the neck and told them if I ever see it in my garage again its dead.

One or the other episode cured my bad neighbor issues.