Does anyone have an idiot neighbour?

Hi everybody.

Yes does anyone have this problem? It can be very troublesome if you're trailer trash like me :) This guy next door isn't too bad when he's sober only he is overly nice to me. It's like I'm the nice weird scrawny guy who has this cool shiny car. Then four nights out of the week his buds come over. It goes on till three in the morning. They sound like a bunch of guys herding cattle. This guy is almost forty I'm guessing, it's time to grow up dude. When these other guys come over they zoom in already blitzed to the gills and I swear that one night one's going to take out my porch or smash into the company Subaru that I drive from the blasting company. Some people in the park have called up the RCMP on these guys and it hasn't been pretty. The last event was I heard the people next door to me on the opposite side phoned because one of them was blasting around the park on a quad and just about ran into this guys truck. A day after he phoned I guess these guys cut his water pipe under his trailer. It's funny when I think of this because my family has a history with the RCMP. My dad my uncle and my cousin who was head of major crime in Victoria. Maybe I should get him down here to put a scare into this guy. Oh he also bear sprayed his girl friend in the face. She later tried to kill herself and she still loves him lol.
You work for a blasting company? HMMMMMM. :glasses7: