New hobbies? Thinking golf?..

I never understood chasing your balls around a great big field trying to put them in a little hole somewhere.

A couple of years ago I was at a dump and found a golf ball and a small club. Just for grins I set the ball up and tried to hit it. I about fell over, not only did I hit it, it went clean out of sight. I thought, Hmmm, maybe I should try the game.