Things have been kinda tense between my wife and I and we haven't been intimate for a long time.
Well, I guess she had enough and sent me to the drug store to get some medicine to help me get an erection.
So I bought her some diet pills. Any suggestions on a new place to live?
To get back in the door, bought her something that goes 0 to 200 in less than 60 seconds and left it in the driveway.
When she went out to look at it, locked the door before she realized it was a scale..........
