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Here are some more jokes!

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her!

How are twisters like a marraige? they both beging with a lot of blowing and end up with you losing your house.

Why did God give women breasts? So men would talk to them!

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.