(sigh).... When God passed out brains these people must have been in the bathroom...

That last one's a killer.

We had a receptionist that complained about how expensive it was going to be to put new 15" tires on her 89 cavalier. A week later she shows up in a used 1990 camaro and explains how smart she was because for the cost of the tires, she instead used that money for a down payment on the camaro (not noticing that it was about to need new 17" tires)!!