Little Johnny Stories - I Like Your Thinking

"Lil Johnny"

Old biker sitting in his lazy boy watching t.v. and in runs little Johnny.
Johnny grabs a handful of smarties off the coffee table throws them
in his mouth , then grabs the cat and bites it and runs outside. Biker
kinda shakes his head and thinks to himself " that was a little strange"
and keeps watching the t.v. Well a few minutes later Lil Johnny comes in the
house grabs some smarties throws them in his mouth then grabs the cat
bites it again and runs out the door. Biker thinks ok that is wierd. Well a
few minutes later lil Johnny comes in the house and grabs some smarties ,
bites the cat and runs outside again . The old biker is getting anoid now.
Well a few minutes later lil Johnny comes in the house grabs some smarties throws them in his mouth grabs the cat and bites it and as he is running for the door
the old guy yells "STOP - what the hell are you doing Johnny?"
Lil Johnny stops looks up at the old guy and says I'm playing .
old guy says "playing"
johnny says yah I'm playing biker
old guy says What?
Johnny says I'm playing biker .....
Mom said all bikers ever do is pop pills eat pussy and split....

Now that's funny!! :D