cell phone use in bathroom

I'm afraid my story is not nearly so ..............marvelous...........

I had "just finished" in a small, one--toilet bathroom in an inconvenience store, turned around, and started to flush, when. "PLOP."

The phone didn't quite make it with the flush cycle. It was lying there, in the remnants of Paper, Poop, and Piddle. Tempting. Well, maybe not

I flushed again and never looked back!!!!