more than just a screen name
I got my nickname from my old boss.
He was a big guy - really lazy. One day he came up to me and said
"Kyle, I want you to know that I hate you. I hate you so much it feels racist."
later he said
"I need to come up with a derogatory term for your people."
"My people?"
"Yea, your people."
"You mean white people?"
"No, I'm too lazy to be racist against a whole race, so I've decided that I'm going to be racist against just you."
"Interesting..."
A few days go by of him walking in the room, exclaiming that he's got it only to say
"No, that's not horrible enough."
"It doesn't capture how much I hate you."
Finally the day came.
"I got it all figured out. Your last name is Ducken, right?"
"Yea..."
"So that makes you a Damned Dirty Dunko..."
I kinda liked it so it stuck.
