Watch your nutsack

Reason not to get into the ocean.

10. Sharks will eat you
9. Stingray killed the crocoditle guy
8. the waves will wash you away
7. jelly fish
6. Pirates
5. more sharks will eat you
4. you can't drink it
3. might end up like Tom Hanks on Cast away
2. Might end up in a life boat with a bengal tiger that wants to eat you like Pi.
1. some wierdo piranha is going to eat your testicles.

ok that's it, I am staying in the garage and play with my Mopar.