Need a snappy comeback

If it is bored out give them the adjusted CI. Tell them its a 321 and get some funny looks. I recently went to a car show asked a guy about something cool done on his car. Gave me a quick rude answer and walked away. Same show a few guys got 3rd place, accepted their throphy, walked to back of the lot and threw the throphy in the trash. Im always polite and talk and listen to all the "I use to have one of those" stories.. I enjoy cruise-in much more.