bead blaster/ Cheetah / bead seater / bead bazooka?

Yer all nuckin futs. Evidently no one ever had a rupture. I don't even air my own tires without a clip on. A week before my birthday in 06 I had one fail , ripped open both hands, both eyes and an eyebrow. Hit the ceiling and took out the wiring to the building . 32 stitches to put all my handsome back together. Got super "lucky" in that there was no tendon or ligament damage. Just a whole lotta meat hanging out.
The worse part came that weekend, I had promised my daughter to do Toys for Tots Chicago parade. We did, it sucked but we had fun