bead blaster/ Cheetah / bead seater / bead bazooka?

Yer all nuckin futs. Evidently no one ever had a rupture. I don't even air my own tires without a clip on. A week before my birthday in 06 I had one fail , ripped open both hands, both eyes and an eyebrow. Hit the ceiling and took out the wiring to the building . 32 stitches to put all my handsome back together. Got super "lucky" in that there was no tendon or ligament damage. Just a whole lotta meat hanging out.
The worse part came that weekend, I had promised my daughter to do Toys for Tots Chicago parade. We did, it sucked but we had fun

You mind rewording this? It makes no sense to me. You had one of "what" fail? A tire? A can of starting fluid? A clip on? A "not" a clip on?