What 1 FABO member would you like to have as a neighbor?

You want people to divulge their "Man-crushes" here? Yeah, I know that there are a few women on the forum, but for the most part, Mopar forums are a sausage fest.
I'll let THIS much be known though... When I started the thread.."Why is it so hard to get good advice?", a certain member with 3 Rs in his title has been very helpful.

Well at least if we were close, you could come kick my *** since your engine still pings.

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