who here uses facebook

I found out I had a facebook account when my sisters and family were really pissed at me for not talking to them but I had some sort of giant farmville farm.

My wife set it up so she could trade farm stuff with her digital farm simulator.
Then all of these people I used to know started writing me. I write them back.

Now the problem is there are all sorts of 23 year old girls messaging me to 'text' them. I don't even have a close up pic of me.
I use it once a week to once every 6 months. Lots of awesome Mopar pic's though.

The mother-in-law stayed with us for T H R E E weeks to help when the baby was born. After a while the guest/fish went bad, and stunk. We were getting irritated with each other as she wanted to be ALPHA female to me in my home.

Anyway, she left herself logged into facebook after she left on my laptop. He heh heh heh!!

I made ALL SORTS of fun, silly, innocent posts about how dumb someone was, or about which kid was my favorite kid, how great my son in law was, how the baby looked just like her dad (me), and which kid's significant other needed to straighten up, get a job and move out, etc. etc. That woman lost her mind. LOST HER MIND.

She was even talking to her mother in law thru facebook while I was logged in as her. That conversation unraveled people's brains-I could not stop giggling.

When whining to my wife didn't help her cause, she cried to her husband (whom I really respect and care for) whom threatened my life. So I had to stop. That mo-in-lo don't mess no mo'!