My friends we have yet another moron on the loose

growing up we had a 72 crestwood wagon, based on (I think) the cornet. that car was badass. it had the 383 magnum in it. two stories come to mind. mom had all three kids in the car and we were getting on the freeway when a Porsche tried passing her on the right on the on ramp, mom put her foot in it. we always said she sucked that Porsche into the tailpipe as we never saw it again.
second story: dad had a business casting lead weights for swimming pool vacuum heads. my brother and I were delivering a 1000lb load in the wagon when a Camaro wanted to race, we beat him to the next light WITH the 1000lbs in the back. that wagon was fast!!