Some advice, opinions, & taste wanted

If I (or anyone else here who needs it) have to sell a car, the junior sailors on base have burning holes in their pockets and would scoop one up for 6 grand easy. Those turkeys will buy a truck, all maxed out, on a calculated budget, (living in the barracks) and not have enough money for gas unless their buddy spots them. They mostly go for tall pickups with mud tires here though. The 3 towns here have more restaurants per capita (sp?) than most towns could support by more than twice.

But alas, this is going to be my @$$H0L3 car that I have fun in. That's the name of the vehicle.