I had a mechanic friend who went all the time to NASCAR races. He described them the best I've ever heard. "One big drunk" is what he used to call them.
Which is one of the main reasons I gave up my two PSL season tickets at Texas Motor Speedway. Every race, the four seats in front of me were occupied by loud, foul mouthed drunks who chain smoked. Not that I cared if they drank and smoked, but I can get that for free in any bar, and don't need to spend $700 a year to sit behind them.
