Buncha J'holes toNIGHT

All I wanted ta do is go fer a little drive this eve. Seems like everytime I did ANYTHING I ran into a jerk / j'hole/ f'wad/ ....................

Guy in a 35 zone with about 8 of us lined up behind, never could manage to get over about ???? 22 ????? This is a 2 lane, double yellow, so no passing.

He finally gets to the light where I'm gonna turn and he goes straight through --as the light turns yellow / red so NOW ?? he's in a big hurry??

But the worst is some J'hole from Montana with a load in a pickup in the left lane of the freeway going substantially under the limit, will NOT pass the guy next to 'im or otherwise GTF out of the left lane

Finally the guy on the right takes an exit, so I pass this Alpha Hotel and give 'im a little binary encoded digital communcation on the way past

SO NOW suddenly, brights pointing towards Voyager I, "we" can do SEVENTY and manage to speed right up so they can tailgate old cranky 67Dart273.

WELL................ He discovered that tailgating some of us old guys is NOT ALLOWABLE. He discovered that when the Big Brake Bulbs come on that certain actions are to follow.

It really is too bad some of us can't temporarily install blue lights so we can "interview" some of these Mental Midgets and find out WTF their problems ARE

So then we finish off an evening with yet aNOTHER Montanite (say ba ha ha ha b b b b aaaaaa) who cannot decide, again in the left lane, whether he wants to do 61 or 71. Flashed the brights, SEVERAL times, gave him a chance.

Of course JUST as I'm about halfway into the right lane to initiate a pass, HE pulls to the right. I was ready, but it's still infuriating.

RANT OVER we return you to your normal programming