Buncha J'holes toNIGHT

when I was younger I had a Pontiac lemans with the dual headlights
I used to take that car to car shows (won best in show in the lighting category once)
I had a bunch of neon tubes and over 20 different strobe lights mounted in that car, including a set of blue strobes in the inner headlights and a set of red ones in the outer headlights
I had one switch that would kill the headlights and turn both those strobes on (3 red flashes,3 blue)
worked like a charm whenever I got stuck behind one of those alphabet cars you mentioned, flick on the strobes and they would pull over every time
kick her down a gear and off to the races I was