Today after working another long *** day flipping burgers...I decided to give the valiant a long over due cob web blow off...while leaving my neighborhood I noticed 4 imports with wings and ****, I wasn't sure if they were fighter jets or just something out of a bad sci fi movie, or if I was still high from the **** I stole from grandmas medicine cabinet.....so pretty much in my don't give a damn about anyone's safety mood I began harassing them by passing them at 6600 rpm and then down shifting the tires to smoke and revving the engine over 8000 rpm's....till finally they got annoyed enough to steer clear of my primered bird **** covered Mopar. The first one thought he would attempt to get away from my wreck less driving, WRONG...I shut him out and made him hit the brakes so we wouldn't crash, and his eyes go from slanted to round ...as he swerved away. The next joke on wheels decided he had more to lose so we got onto the freeway two lane on ramp and he ended up behind me because he didn't want to get killed , duh... Then after merging at 120 I decided to let off so they could catch me at cruising 80mph which is about 3800 rpm...I dumped it and passed all of them and watched as they braked hard around me still trying to stay behind to avoid an accident, except one who I didn't see had got around in the slow lane to try to get off the freeway before I wrecked and killed him while I was slowing for cars ahead....so I changed lanes with full throttle , endangering and scaring the **** out of everyone near me with 6500 rpm in 4th through a set of jegs $10 turbos, just flying by that abomination with the speedo buried not giving two sheets about anything or anyone's safety....after 13 miles of harassing them at speeds and rpms most drivers would get thrown in jail for I pulled to the slow lane and looked out my pass side window at the ocean and just shook my head, next thing I know a BMW rolls up next to me and the guy driving looks over with a big grimace on his face and gives me the finger and mouths fk you wreck less drivers , then gives the middle finger again out his sun roof...lol
This is why I run a mopar.
I can sit on the internet and make up stories about spinning 6500rpms for 13 miles without kicking a couple rods and driving over my own crankshaft.
