You think you have it rough and your roads are bad.
What a bunch of cry babies.
Our highways down here in Tobacco Road ARE dirt. Makes for one hell of a ride as we jump the creeks at 150 MPH in our Chargers playing Dixie on our horns.
And the HOV lanes are packed with people double dating their cousins.
They spit snuff out the window and it gets all over your windshield.
It's so bad we can't even see the wheels coming off the cars because we can't afford lug five nuts.
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