I'm an idiot but have followers

LMFAO!!! I spit my Arby's sandwich on the monitor! I just today had some asshole bikers (I ride too but there ARE assholes out there!) about 5-10ft off the bumper of my truck. I gently tap the brakes to show them that I know that he's there and too F-'ing close. He doesn't even back off. I got to thinking about for a moment, He's 6 bikes with passengers in traffic...I REALLY want to teach him a lesson but there would be so much red meat all over the highway that I'd be in jail for the rest of my life. He eventually got the message. Normally, i keep alot of change in my ashtray. I'll open the window and wing a handful of change behind me to bounce off the window! Again...Oldman you made my day with this post!

Roflmao! I've done it! A couple dick bikers were tailgating my valiant about 2pm and didn't respond to hitting the brakes. So, instead of doing irreparable damage to the rear of my car, I did irreparable damage to their faces with an ashtray full of quarters .. Lol