Needing Expert Advice!

I only joked because 1) I didn't know your answer. So I reckon I shouldda have kept my mouth shut and 2) I KNEW you would get your answer REAL quick because that's a popular swap and I know people have done it and know about it. Since I cannot read minds and know when that appropriate time is, I would also ask that maybe you give people some leeway when it comes to jokes. There's a lot of funny people around here.