Good ones!
And this one reminded me of real-life. I'm 6'3" and my ex-wife was 5'2". One day I walked into the kitchen and said, "The top of the refrigerator is dusty."
I was told, "If it bothers you, clean it."
Who says guys can't learn? I learned right then and there to keep my mouth shut unless I needed more chores and "honey-do's".