Sometimes, bein' a bachelor is ungood LOL

you need a maid ....I have worked as a maid before for a family and I took care of all that kind of stuff for them ....one year my employers wife even paid me to assemble a whole thanksgiving dinner and I disappeared in time for her to take all the credit in front of her guests from PA. ....I thought it was funny, because she didn't even know how to boil water so I don't think she was fooling anyone ....but she made it worth my while so I didn't care and I went back after they were done and they went to a movie and I cleaned up while they were gone.....I was never seen by any of their guests ....they probably thought she had magical powers LOL