Have the code Nazis hit on your car?

Comes up a lot with our cars.
Here's a flyer.
The language gives me questions.
Maybe your codes are similarly worded.

Paved with what? Brick? Gravel? Pavers? Shingles?
This presupposes that one has grass on which to park a car.
Is dirt exempt?
Define "weeds".
If it is neither grass nor weed is there a height restriction?
Apparently even a brand new Veyron in a garage must be registered if in a residential district.
Looks like it is as much about revenue as appearances.

I took the time to read the flyer and no offense (and I get what you're saying about pompous people) but it seems like you are nit-picking the wording when really it's reasonably clear. Don't park on unpaved areas, don't let your property become overgrown, all vehicles must have current registration. When people live together in communities, there is a norm of acceptable behavior within the community. As an analogy, 'playing well with others.'

I lived in the county the OP is talking about for many years. There is a large proportion of people there who simply do not care how their behavior affects others, therefore the necessity for code enforcement.