You might be an "A-body owner" if......

- you have a wheel inferiority complex.
- you don't feel a big block is mandatory.
- you leave swap meets with empty hands, so you help other guys carry e- and b-body fenders out.
- you can only fit tiny tires under your car without modifications.
- one trip to the paint store and you've spent more than your car could ever be worth.
- you mention "a-body" to your friends and they start talking about Cutlasses or Grand Nationals.
- people ask what year your Chevelle or Nova is.
- your head hits the headliner when you go over a bump.