People just won't learn........turkey fryer

had a couple of tards a few years back trying to use one on their covered front porch about 12 feet from my front door and 10 ft from my porch in the freezing rain , I had to explain the basics of water in a deep fryer and when they didn't believe me I turned off the burner and tossed an ice cube from one of their cocktails in the hot oil , they got the picture real quick and moved to the back corner of their yard with a tarp strung out in a tree to keep the rain out .