I'll pass. I would like to be around to see my kids grow up.
I just hope you don't kill some poor innocent family that's just out minding their own business while you are driving like an asshole on public streets.
I probably won't kill anybody, but you should probably stay on the porch
just in case.
I wouldn't want to offend you delicate sensibility with my
asshole ish driving practices.
I'm sure you would just call the popo and cry to your boyfriend anyway.