Fat fingers rant

My Idumb (Iphone) is a POS as well. I'll be browsing FABO in the shop on my phone and it'll do its own thing. Sometimes I pretty much have to put a finger through the screen for it to realize I've clicked on something, other times it responds to non-existant touches "What's that? The user farted? I better click on this link for him." :wack:

I'll be working on a car and all of a sudden my phone will speak to me "No Match Found." (WTF? It's passcode locked and I didn't touch it), it'll say that a few times. The last time it did that, I picked the phone up and screamed "Shut the **** up!" and all of a sudden, it started playing Aces High by Iron Maiden. Go figure on that one.