Any fans of the Andy Griffith Show?

Years ago an older fellow I worked with told me a story about his first car and hiding his condoms in the dome lamp fixture. He had forgot they were there until about 3 weeks after he was married, when they fell into the front seat between him and the new wife. He said he sure had some 'splainin' to do.
That reference to Ricky Ricardo spurred my unusual thought process for this response... "Can you imagine how funny it would have been to see Barny's condoms fall into the seat of the squad car between him and Andy?"
The SNL bit that never was.
Carry on