good advice

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"When I'm here, I'm awesome! When I'm not here, I'm just being awesome somewhere else"!! The Dude
 
people driving you crazy, don't give them the key's

for the women[ never marry a man with a big member, he will want to share it with everyone]

for the men[ marry a woman with small hands, that way your member will look bigger]
 
If you want it bad, you get it bad....


The worse you want it, the worse you get it.... :-s
 
Health: The slowest rate at which you can die....
 
Don't interrupt your enemy when they are self-destructing... :tongue5:
 
You can do it right the first time, or do it over when it breaks...
 
If you mess with something long enough, it will break....


Schmidt's Law
:violent1: :burnout:
 
When on deployment:
always bring enough underwear, socks, & Mopar magazines...
never share cd's, dvd's, blue ray disks, & external hardrives of pirated movies-people break them.
bring extra stuff to trade like redbull, monster drinks, mt.dew, dr. pepper, candy, B E E F J E R K Y!!!, etc.

when in the naval service: qualify watches and warfare service FAST!!!, keep your mouth shut when superiors mistreat you at the time, you will have a time and place to address grievances; your superiors rank you among your peers; often you only have 3 years to tolerate or enjoy your peer's company; plan ahead (you may want to get out of the service or stay in); they break down success to the basics: show up on time, in good uniform, volunteer, and learn your next rank's responsibilities (when you become indispensable, you become invaluable-a plus for promotion, a shield for consequences); keeping your mouth shut can often protect you-many sailors tell me that at the NEXT command, nobody will know who they are-telling me that after a major screw up; bring enough entertainment and education to not get bored-don't waste your time and opportunities-you might not get them back...
 
A former boss told me "I been in the car business a long time, and I want you to remember ONE thing. Remember, THERE'S AN *** FOR EVERY SEAT!!" Turns out he was a genius, lol.
 
A couple my Dad always told me:

Never put your d--k in anything you wouldn't want to look at across a breakfast table.

Every piece you pass up is one you'll never get.

The only stupid question is the one you are afraid to ask.

If you ain't makin mistakes, you ain't workin.
 
I'm not a republican, but I'm saving up to be one....



Emo Phillips
 
..start your project with the most complete rust free example you can find!
 
not so much advice as a slogan I guess?

not sure where it came from, I thought it was lansing but it was proven in Indiana last night...


the buckeye stops here!!!
 
..if you make money on every deal...your not making enough deals!
..the second mouse gets the cheese.
 
If you do not have the time to do it right the first time , you will some how find the time to do it right the second time
 
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