i need some thing to do!

Oh man!, does the wife change your diapers or do you use one of those bed pans? or a bedside commode?....Perhaps you could have the wife trim those toe nails while you're sleeping and give you a good massage!....Don't get too stoned on the Norco or Vicodin for your back pain and most of all, don't trip and fall or you're liable to end up back in the hospital!