Pointless discussion....

I heard of a guy once rode his horse to the saloon and got drunk.
To play a trick on him, his buddies put the saddle of the horse on backwards while he was in drinking.
He left at closing time and the cops stopped him while he was riding home, yelling and cussing all of the way.
The cop asked him why he was so mad, and the guy replies:
''Some jerk cut the head off my horse while i was in the saloon and now i have to steer him home with my finger in his wind pipe.''
The cop gave him a ride home, laughing so hard that he didn't have the heart to give him a D.U.I.