Bad gifts

Heres what to do...sew up the arms and bottoms,stuff pillow stuffing in the neck and sew it shut,give them back as throw pillows and act like its the ****..but sign your name with love to whoever the cheapscate is with permanent markers so they're stuck with it....end of prob and the satisfaction of returning the 'favor' is immense....if you cant sew or get someone to do it for ya then superglue it..put a mothball in the middle of the stuffing for that 'added' holiday scent