you broke down?

walked out to my Scamp kind of late New Year's Eve, car is parked in the driveway, I get in, start it up, and talk to my girlfriend while it warms up, then this lifted silverado rolls up and, judging by the smell I'd guess the passengers were Sam Adams, Jim Beam, and Evan Williams, they stop to ask "are y'all broke down?". I just let out a confused sounding "no" and they rolled on their way.

also had a police officer tell me he loved my '69 camaro ss, my "camaro" was actually a base model '74 ford maverick.

worse than that one, went to one of the local tattoo joints with that same maverick and one of the artists asked "who's El Camino is that?"

I know some people just don't know any better but hey, I still get a kick out of it.
anyone else got some good ones to share? how about stories of dealing with drunk folks when you're completely sober.