you broke down?

One of the very best "ignorant" all time car stories, and some of you may recognise this one..........

Guy comes into the store in a very nice early 60's restored 'Vette, wanted some of the large underhood heater duct.

I went outside to help him measure it up, and of course a crowd gathered

(Some guy)

'Is a 317?"

"Yes, it is"

"Yah, ya know ya can ALWAYS tell these Corvette engines, 'cause THEY'RE JUST A LITTLE SHORTER than the reg'lar Chivvies!!!!!"

Nobody said a damn thing. We just looked at each other!!!