Just when I give the benefit of the doubt

Whenever I make the trip to AZ & back with a trailer I always have at least two problems on each leg. Most memorable...Think it was in Ely NV...Not a ton of diesel stations. Only place I ever ran out of fuel in my truck was here. Anyhow...returning a 27' enclosed rental trailer to AZ. Station is not a truck stop so it is pretty tight. Diesel pumps on either end. Buy fuel here every time I go thru....Normally I would pull into the pumps form the east side, go to the pump and the far end of the lot and go out around the back of the building. It is tight with my little car trailer, no way I was going to make it with the longer trailer. Not to mention behind the place was blocked off, it was being paved. There was enough room for me to go into the lot, turn left in front of the building and use the same pump I normally do, except I would be pulling in from the west side of the pump. I am sitting on the road, waiting for the end pump to clear out. There was no body in the spots in front of the building so away I went. As I am putting past the front of the building some a** clown comes blazing into the lot (by now all the pumps were empty) and heads for the row of pumps I have been patiently waiting on. I am now stopped, blocking all the parking spots to the store. I get out and politely ask him to move and he tells me to FiretrUCK off...Bad move...grabbed the dweeb by his head and started to remove him from his little car. His wife started freaking out, yelling at him to just leave....In the time he got his car started I managed to bust the drivers side mirror and cave in the skin on his door.....really surprised these bi-polar manic spells have never landed me in jail....I fill up my truck and am 15 miles or so form the station when a Sheriff hits the lights behind me. He said that there was a 911 call of an assault down the road...and that one of the vehicles mentioned matched mine. I explained to him what had happened. He took all my info, thanked me for being honest and told me that if the other party reported me he would be in touch...Never heard from him....Sorry for rambling....