Nick name thread and why

After seeing burgmopar thread this gave me an idea for a new and cool thread to get us threw this nasty winter , could be JMO, But :coffee2: we all have them I bet :toothy1:
So what it some of the nick names you have picked up in life's travels ?

Me first Mr. Haynee :toothy1:
Why = well everyone around me, family and friends know if they need anything
all they have to do is call :-D, I will get them or find it for them, but I don't think Mr. Haynee did the repairs I did back in the day so I will add Mr.Haynee + to it.

Ok, lets see what nick names our members have been tagged with in life :cheers: