Nick name thread and why

I've had a lot of handles... Was called Dunc in high school because I played goal in hockey and with a last name Wilson was called Dunc after the Toronto Maple Leaf goalie. My best friends wife still calls me peewee and she has'nt even seen me in the buff ( that's my wife laughing in the background ) I'm called Kazooom because of the KZ motorcycles I've had and I had a green helmet for years and the lads had to laugh and say I looked like the great Gazoo from the Flintstones with that big green head on. I can't say what my wife calls me, there might be young ones present... ha ha.