Nick name thread and why

"Hurtin' Bill" because I love the blues.

"Army Bill" because when I met my friends down in Shreveport they didn't know the difference between the Army and the Air Force (even though they live in an Air Force town).

"Chainsaw Bill" Because I....well, it's a long story, but I was almost arrested because I pulled my chainsaw out in the bar parking lot one night.

"Angry Airman" because when I started at my unit everyone thought I was always pissed off

"Asshole"...well you can figure that on out