New job at Wally world

To afford my 'lifestyle' in retirement, I've been forced to seek employment, to help pay the bills!
In these tight economic times, you can't really be too choosy about a job opportunity. You take what's available, when it's available.
I never saw myself as a sales clerk helping out in women's clothing, but you take what you can get on short notice! Wal-Mart hired me on the spot....a choice of two openings: a Wal-Mart Greeter or an assistant in the Women's Jean Dept.
I just wanted to tell you myself, just in case your wives or girlfriends come to Wal-Mart to try on jeans.