From the fart cans to the stance, Epic Fail all 'round

Sadly...as WE all know, theres no replacement for displacement. I just wish these young kids would get the picture!

I wouldn't say that. My gtr made a lot of no replacement for displacement owners, pickup their jaw and the tab with a small 2.6L displacement motor. The engine I had on the stand (bigger version of the 2.6L motor) was being built to give an 125hp to each of the 4 wheels (it was an all wheel drive car).