words that u hate to see in ads

"pics tell all" - no they don't. don't use that as an excuse to leave out that its a rustbucket and that the engine bay is a rats nest that you didn't take a picture of
"NO TEST DRIVES" - car doesn't actually drive at all, but no one can tell you it cant because you won't let them drive it til they bought it
"make offer..." - list what you want, you spazoid. if you don't, its obviously too much
"ready for paint" - slathered with bondo and primer so I can ditch this POS on someone else

the two things that aggravate me beyond all belief is:

1. They put up a for sale ad, but there is ZERO contact information on it. No phone #, no email, not even a carrier pigeon contact. I think this mixture is composed of 50% guys whose wife is riding them to sell it or they are just too stupid to realize that they never put down a contact

2. For sale ads without pictures. This drives me mad. I don't wanna waste my time driving out to your property or whatever for you to hassle me about buying some collander of a car/