HELP! what do I do?

It is the thought that counts. you asshole do you realize how many guys would kill to get that gift. If you are that anal sell the tickets to a friend and go spend the day at a strip bar go home and make love to a woman who was thinking of giving you a once in a livetime gift. You got to be joking with us.

Some guys would kill for a Carribean cruise...I'd rather have a wisdom tooth removed! Some women would love a day at a spa...if I gave that to my wife, she might have me committed!